For years, my Epson printer refuses all my tasks vehemently whenever one of her cartridges dries up. And I wonder how on earth can something ridiculous happen to me today; not one, but THREE ink cartridges, die on me at the same time. -.-"
My dear Epson printer is a vainpot. She can't dance with me once she loses JUST one colour cartridge. The noisy little sweetie values her ink cartridges, as much as a woman loves her make up kit.
Her passion for anything disappears with her broken magenta Estee Lauder lipstick. Nothing pleases her when that happens.
If the yellow hairs of her MUG Deluxe Foundation Stippling Blush are stiffened, she can't apply smooth and perfect foundation on the faces (of my papers and photos). She would only show up in blemishes with darker colours and mood.
Once her cake of cyan rouge on her MAC Eye Shadow palette is dried up, she throws all my (printing) requests out of her window.
Behold! Her worst tantrums comes when her black Revlon eyeliner breaks; she can't draw her perfect cat eyes. We can do without the magenta, the cyan or the yellow, but we can't perform in tandem sans the black! Nothing productive gets done!
Thankfully, I figured this was long overdue. Ominous signs loomed daily of this dreadful day. Never one to be caught unprepared, I had bought her a make up kit of the magenta, the cyan and the black. She can have all the applicator, blush, and palettes she needs for the next few weeks.
Boy, am I glad I prevented a maddening calamity.
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